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I'm Xochil Rene Sanchez.
Teen mom. Senior. Successful. Sarcastic. Cynical. Laid Back. um yeah.
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~ Thursday, April 17 ~
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lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.


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myurlhasbeencompromised:

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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(Source: reconcicle)


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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up


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oknope:

omfg this is cool 

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muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

muslimmilf:

POUND THE ALARM

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hesolvescrimesifangirlaboutit:

pros-n-consofbreathing:

heyfunniest:

I CAN’T BREATHE

Neither can the dog

too soon

(Source: jonnovstheinternet)


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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped


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attackonfandoms:

"time to go find a new character name"

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"wait a second"

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"is that what i think it is"

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"ah, yes"

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"he’s sure to win everyone’s hearts"


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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

(Source: myximenablogg)


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phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet


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dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread


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rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster


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pizza-and-weed:

-Follow for Follow-

pizza-and-weed:

-Follow for Follow-


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